Writing
Satire
Annual Performance Review With My 31-Year-Old Body
August 8, 2023
TEN REASONS WHY MY NEW YORK BODEGA IS BETTER THAN YOUR
7-ELEVEN
December 2, 2020
My 2-Year-Old Is Toxic, So I’m Cutting Her Out Of My Life
February 11, 2019
A Critique Of The 1979 Film “Alien” From Me, A Cat
November 23, 2021
Motivate Yourself To Drink Enough Water By Remembering That In 20 Years, You Will Have To Murder For It
November 27, 2019
List: Pokémon or Pasta Shape?
August 9, 2021
Quiz: Things I’ve Said During Sex Or While Clipping My Cat’s Nails
April 1, 2022
Hey Assholes, It's March, and I Heard You've Been Talking Shit
March 3, 2021
We Should Hear Thanos Out
May 9, 2019
I Hold The Door For Women In My Office So, Yeahhhhhh, I’m An Ally
May 10, 2019
Are Vaccines Safe? And Other Legitimate Medical Questions From Ordinary People
June 19, 2019